The Seven Years’ War or Prussians Can’t Siege, the Musical
Click this for Art and Tomfoolery
Passengers Traveling to Schönefeld Airport, please change here
Direct your questions/fury here
When I encounter a historical figure whose name is from a language I have absolutely shit knowledge of (usually something Slavic) for the first time I just make up a pronunciation in my head that’s completely wrong and then I’m never able to shake it ever, even after hearing the correct way to say it, which is horrible.
Like this asshole
will always be Stannislaw Lezynski to me even though I KNOW BETTER
myheatoppressedbrain asked: WAS THAT A HORRIBLE HISTORIES REFERENCE
easy peasy squeeze de lemon
awww look at Willem Alexander in his little fluffy king coat
LOOK AT HIM
“You history students are like little puppies! You are fascinated with everything that’s exciting and brightly colored and makes a lot of noise. Everyone loves Frederick the Great. No one cares enough to appreciate the delightful absurdities of Frederick William II.”
-My history professor, having a moment
we need a theory of everything
the ultimate triumph
the ultimate triumph of science
My lecture about Friedrich I might be cancelled because only five people enrolled.
It’s quite sad because you can tell the Professor was very excited to teach it.